Bear Beats Rock

I'm Lee Rubenstein.

I write for the sketch team High Treason at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater in New York City. Sometimes I write for television shows that aren't on TV yet.

This is a place for neat things that I made, or that my friends made, or that I walked by on the street.

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Feb
5th

Fri

Mike Still is a genius and he was nice enough to let me help him write this. Seriously, somebody hire this guy.

Dec
7th

Mon

In two years of writing, this is, without question, my favorite piece. Big thanks to Ryan, the other Ryan, and the entire cast of High Treason for making it possible.

Sep
30th

Wed

drunkonwater: Tom cruise just laid an egg ha ha

— This past spring I spent a couple months as a contributing writer for a show called Popzilla which just premiered on MTV. (M-Th at 6:30 PM) Watch the shit out of it. One of the ideas I sold actually made it on the air and some stranger tweeted about it! Weird and awesome!

May
16th

Sat

I am really proud of this.

Apr
29th

Wed

The latest Stoned Trailers is up! Includes live footage from the bit Rocco and I did for the 4/20 show at UCB. Music companies looking to sign me to a record deal should shoot me an email.

Apr
13th

Mon

Mar
29th

Sun

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My friend Tom Curtin wrote and performed this song. It is great. He is great. It/He will be famous one day. For now, enjoy.

Tom’s Website where he goes by “The Warbles”: http://www.myspace.com/warblesmusic

Mar
2nd

Mon

Andy Rocco and I make movie trailers. High. I utilize a “The Rock” impression I have not pulled out since 7th grade.

Dec
10th

Wed

A video I did for the December Maude Night. Art by the amazing DC Pierson of Derrick fame.

Oct
16th

Thu

The animated capper to a sketch I put up this past monday. I think it stands on its own pretty well. Chad Colby did the animation and he is a genius. Everyone should give him lots of money, like now.