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I'm Lee Rubenstein.

I write for the sketch team High Treason at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater in New York City. Sometimes I write for television shows that aren't on TV yet.

This is a place for neat things that I made, or that my friends made, or that I walked by on the street.

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Aug
3rd
Sun
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A sketch I wrote for 27 Kidneys very first show.

Jul
30th
Wed
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Two jokes I wrote about Judaism:

What’s the most anti-semitic day of the year?

Jew-lie First.

What do you call kosher food made by a clown?

Ha-LOL.

Jul
20th
Sun
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Try to get away now, quarters!

Try to get away now, quarters!

Jul
18th
Fri
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A video I made for my sketch team 27 Kidneys. Big thanks to Jim Santangeli, Guy Patton and Amey Gorelich for taking a Sunday to help me make it.

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The holes in my underwear look like an elephant face!

The holes in my underwear look like an elephant face!

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A few weeks ago, everyone I passed at lunch was eating one of these.

A few weeks ago, everyone I passed at lunch was eating one of these.