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I'm Lee Rubenstein.

I write for the sketch team High Treason at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater in New York City. Sometimes I write for television shows that aren't on TV yet.

This is a place for neat things that I made, or that my friends made, or that I walked by on the street.

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Aug
19th
Tue
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A sketch I wrote and filmed for yesterday’s Maude Night. Big thanks to Nate Shelky, Andree Vermeulen and Guy Patton for helping me put this together. And also Benjamin Apple, who was tragically lost on the editing room floor. If you like, please click Funny at the end!

Aug
3rd
Sun
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A sketch I wrote for 27 Kidneys very first show.

Jul
30th
Wed
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Two jokes I wrote about Judaism:

What’s the most anti-semitic day of the year?

Jew-lie First.

What do you call kosher food made by a clown?

Ha-LOL.

Jul
20th
Sun
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Try to get away now, quarters!

Try to get away now, quarters!

Jul
18th
Fri
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A video I made for my sketch team 27 Kidneys. Big thanks to Jim Santangeli, Guy Patton and Amey Gorelich for taking a Sunday to help me make it.

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The holes in my underwear look like an elephant face!

The holes in my underwear look like an elephant face!

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The best muxtape I have randomly clicked on yet.
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A few weeks ago, everyone I passed at lunch was eating one of these.

A few weeks ago, everyone I passed at lunch was eating one of these.