I’m Lee Rubenstein. I write for the sketch team High Treason at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater in New York City. Sometimes I write for television shows that aren’t on TV yet. This is a place for neat things that I made, or that my friends made, or that I walked by on the street. Email MeTumblr (3.0; @bearbeatsrock)http://bearbeatsrock.tumblr.com/“drunkonwater: Tom cruise just laid an egg ha ha”<br/><br/> - <em>This past spring I spent a couple months as a contributing writer for a show called Popzilla which just premiered on MTV. (M-Th at 6:30 PM) Watch the shit out of it. One of the ideas I sold actually made it on the air and some stranger tweeted about it!  Weird and awesome!</em>http://bearbeatsrock.tumblr.com/post/200772233http://bearbeatsrock.tumblr.com/post/200772233Wed, 30 Sep 2009 03:39:35 -0400<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tbed22Jhtnkbj4gcK9iBeRZpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I am really proud of this.</p>http://bearbeatsrock.tumblr.com/post/108736245http://bearbeatsrock.tumblr.com/post/108736245Sat, 16 May 2009 16:31:25 -0400<object width="400" height="333" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_565c2bbae2"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=565c2bbae2" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed width="400" height="333" flashvars="key=565c2bbae2" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_565c2bbae2" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>The latest Stoned Trailers is up! Includes live footage from the bit Rocco and I did for the 4/20 show at UCB. Music companies looking to sign me to a record deal should shoot me an email.</p>http://bearbeatsrock.tumblr.com/post/101723552http://bearbeatsrock.tumblr.com/post/101723552Wed, 29 Apr 2009 23:37:21 -0400<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tbed22Jhtm8du0caNeXgFX1xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://bearbeatsrock.tumblr.com/post/95682279http://bearbeatsrock.tumblr.com/post/95682279Mon, 13 Apr 2009 03:22:55 -0400<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://bearbeatsrock.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/91070446/tbed22Jhtlo0dr2lud5cOEcZ&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>My friend Tom Curtin wrote and performed this song. It is great. He is great. It/He will be famous one day. For now, enjoy.</p> <p>Tom’s Website where he goes by “The Warbles”: <a href="http://www.myspace.com/warblesmusic">http://www.myspace.com/warblesmusic</a></p>http://bearbeatsrock.tumblr.com/post/91070446http://bearbeatsrock.tumblr.com/post/91070446Sun, 29 Mar 2009 21:10:58 -0400<object width="400" height="333" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_085a66e7d1"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=085a66e7d1" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed width="400" height="333" flashvars="key=085a66e7d1" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_085a66e7d1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Andy Rocco and I make movie trailers. High. I utilize a “The Rock” impression I have not pulled out since 7th grade.</p>http://bearbeatsrock.tumblr.com/post/82855034http://bearbeatsrock.tumblr.com/post/82855034Mon, 02 Mar 2009 12:24:33 -0500<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="302" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=2480476&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=2480476&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=2480476&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="302"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>A video I did for the December Maude Night. Art by the amazing DC Pierson of <a href="http://www.derrickcomedy.com/">Derrick</a> fame.</p>http://bearbeatsrock.tumblr.com/post/64093669http://bearbeatsrock.tumblr.com/post/64093669Wed, 10 Dec 2008 08:59:36 -0500<object width="400" height="334" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"><param name="movie" value="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=17ceba51ce" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed width="400" height="334" flashvars="key=17ceba51ce" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" src="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>The animated capper to a sketch I put up this past monday. I think it stands on its own pretty well. Chad Colby did the animation and he is a genius. Everyone should give him lots of money, like now.</p>http://bearbeatsrock.tumblr.com/post/54876681http://bearbeatsrock.tumblr.com/post/54876681Thu, 16 Oct 2008 12:53:14 -0400<object width="400" height="334" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"><param name="movie" value="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=36a86d467d" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed width="400" height="334" flashvars="key=36a86d467d" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" src="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Directed and Edited by me, written by the super talented Caitlin Tegart. Thanks once again to Guy Patton for making it look and sound so beautiful. Starring D’Arcy Erokan and Fran Gillespie. Click funny if you dig it!</p>http://bearbeatsrock.tumblr.com/post/51549491http://bearbeatsrock.tumblr.com/post/51549491Wed, 24 Sep 2008 09:50:00 -0400<object width="400" height="334" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"><param name="movie" value="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=a5007a0270" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed width="400" height="334" flashvars="key=a5007a0270" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" src="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>A sketch I wrote and filmed for yesterday’s Maude Night. Big thanks to Nate Shelky, Andree Vermeulen and Guy Patton for helping me put this together. And also Benjamin Apple, who was tragically lost on the editing room floor. If you like, please click Funny at the end!</p>http://bearbeatsrock.tumblr.com/post/46620205http://bearbeatsrock.tumblr.com/post/46620205Tue, 19 Aug 2008 20:53:00 -0400<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1460737&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1460737&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1460737&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>A sketch I wrote for 27 Kidneys very first show.</p>http://bearbeatsrock.tumblr.com/post/44597293http://bearbeatsrock.tumblr.com/post/44597293Sun, 03 Aug 2008 20:23:33 -0400<p>Two jokes I wrote about Judaism:</p> <p>What’s the most anti-semitic day of the year?</p> <p>Jew-lie First.</p> <p>What do you call kosher food made by a clown?</p> <p>Ha-LOL.</p>http://bearbeatsrock.tumblr.com/post/44026470http://bearbeatsrock.tumblr.com/post/44026470Wed, 30 Jul 2008 00:10:00 -0400<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tbed22Jhtbmwu03noKdPMyFD_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Try to get away now, quarters!</p>http://bearbeatsrock.tumblr.com/post/42890218http://bearbeatsrock.tumblr.com/post/42890218Sun, 20 Jul 2008 04:01:02 -0400<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1362164&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1362164&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1362164&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>A video I made for my sketch team 27 Kidneys. Big thanks to Jim Santangeli, Guy Patton and Amey Gorelich for taking a Sunday to help me make it.</p>http://bearbeatsrock.tumblr.com/post/42678167http://bearbeatsrock.tumblr.com/post/42678167Fri, 18 Jul 2008 02:27:00 -0400<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tbed22Jhtbjvo4uzCSEUIRuy_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The holes in my underwear look like an elephant face!</p>http://bearbeatsrock.tumblr.com/post/42671212http://bearbeatsrock.tumblr.com/post/42671212Fri, 18 Jul 2008 01:05:00 -0400<a href="http://ez8.muxtape.com/">The best muxtape I have randomly clicked on yet.</a>http://bearbeatsrock.tumblr.com/post/42671146http://bearbeatsrock.tumblr.com/post/42671146Fri, 18 Jul 2008 01:04:48 -0400<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tbed22JhtbjvmbwqpCtEc7sL_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>A few weeks ago, everyone I passed at lunch was eating one of these.</p>http://bearbeatsrock.tumblr.com/post/42671090http://bearbeatsrock.tumblr.com/post/42671090Fri, 18 Jul 2008 01:03:50 -0400